10 December 2012
They say he never really went away Just found a hidden place to stay
For years he only came out at night To steal food and cause the odd fright
Banished from the village for looking to good The other male villagers wanted his blood
Women would swoon upon sight of this man He faced a lifetime of a complete village ban
Now this is a lesson I learned for myself Being too damn handsome is bad for your health!!
Tongue In Cheek • Opuss № I