15 January 2013
Cross channel Terry came knocking on my door Selling exotic goods from the town of carte d'or
Telling tales of his travels to the north/south divide Wearing his 'Frankie says' tshirt with naive pride!
This Birmingham Del Boy really is a tryer And I suppose it helps with him being a born liar
Trying to sell me tickets for westlife next year! Haven't they split up mate? Hmm he says,that's queer
'What about these tins of lovely tartan paint?' 'Yeh you better go now' my dodgy shifty mate!
Well Dodgy Geez! • Opuss № I