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Purple Spotted Cow

Please can I get that colour floor
It's only £3489 and a tiny bit more.

Please can I get that bike
It's only $2999 and I'm only a little tike.

Please can I get that game
It's only €546 and the console costs the same.

Please be grateful for all the things in your life
Even your curtains or the butter knife
So make one promise to me now
That you'll never buy a purple spotted cow!

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I love TIGERS!¡!

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Comments & Feedback (3)

Haha,lovely little poem! Well done👍

Great piece 😉

Thnx you to

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