15 August 2012
Let's go back to my garden again, in the middle there's a well Where Dave the kinky spider lives with his girlfriend Mel Mel is a giant fly, that got caught in Dave's sticky web Under normal circumstances, Mel would be good as dead
But Dave was a veggie spider and all he ate was seeds But he was also very lonely, all spiders have needs So he spun a little web to capture himself a mate He dreamed of buggy nights in and going out on a date
Mel didn't mind getting caught, because she came to love the spider And on cold rainy nights in, she'd let him wriggle inside her Dave was rather kinky he'd often web her up And stroke her with his many legs and taste her furry cup
'Web me Dave, web me' she would often scream and shout 'I'll web you Mel, I'll web you, just make sure there's no bugs about' They started to get daring and trying different things They did it on the climbing frame and also on the swings
One night last summer, within the 'walls' of the well Came a blood piercing scream, from Dave's girlfriend Mel Dave was so kinky he had asked to be asphyxiated But Mel had got it wrong and poor old Dave had suffocated
Flying out of the well she got caught in another web This one didn't belong to Dave, it belonged to his mate Fred Fred came sprinting out, to kill and eat his prize But here starts another love story, as soon as they locked eyes.
50 Shades Of A Grey Spider • Opuss № I