28 January 2013
I'm a bit of a hit with the ladies, you could say I've got the tools You could be a hit too, if you follow my golden rules......
1. Never compliment them, (it always goes straight to their head)
2. Don't open doors like a mug, (or you'll never get them in bed)
3. Make sure to talk about your ex all night,
4. And laugh at all your own jokes,
5. Leave her alone for ten minutes at a time, when you go outside to smoke,
6. If you get a kiss goodnight, be sure to grab her tits,
7. But if your feeling really adventurous, you could make a move for the other bits,
8. Always play with your phone all night, (make sure it's not on silent)
9. But if they dare to get annoyed, it's ok to get a bit violent
Follow these 9 golden rules and watch them fall at your feet It's always worked for me, Ive got to tell you my life is sweet 9 golden rules, I tell you it's just the job Or ignore them all and be alone, like a sad, sad little knob..
9 Dating Tips From Glen • Opuss № I