5 October 2012

I'm the best at air guitar, Ive managed to learn every chord

I often get it out, when I'm feeling quite bored

I can play any song and my guitar don't make a sound

You can have one too, its 100 pence below a pound

You can take it anywhere with you and even play it under water

I'm particularly good at Iron Maiden's 'bring your daughter to the slaughter'

I act like a rock star, I pretend my fans are starting a riot

I won't make an album because it would be far to quiet

I'm not in a band but I play in front of the mirror

I don't need no amp to make the sound any clearer

Don't ever put it down, because you won't be able to find it

I did that with my one, now I'll never record that hit

I've got a red one, with lighting bolts on the side

I just made that up, sorry I lied.

glenAir Guitar • Opuss № I