16 January 2013
I'm going on an adventure, I don't know when I'll be back
I'm traveling through the Amazon, although jungle skills I lack
I'll survive by eating monkeys and fresh fruit from the trees
People think its dangerous, but I think it'll be a breeze
Im taking my Swiss Army knife, it's got scissors and a tooth pick
I plan on making a bow and arrow, so I'll need to find a bendy stick
I'll swing through the trees like Tarzan, I might even train a chimp
I should probably bulk up first, because if I'm being honest, I'm a wimp
I'll tuck my socks in my trousers, that should protect me from a snake
But I don't think that's going to work, if I'm confronted by an ape
I'll build a shelter every night, I can just picture it in my mind
Roasted monkey leg for dinner and a hammock to rest my behind
So everything is ready, there's nothing left to do
It might get a bit lonely, so if you want, you can come to.
Amazing Amazon Man • Opuss № I