16 January 2013

I'm going on an adventure, I don't know when I'll be back

I'm traveling through the Amazon, although jungle skills I lack

I'll survive by eating monkeys and fresh fruit from the trees

People think its dangerous, but I think it'll be a breeze

Im taking my Swiss Army knife, it's got scissors and a tooth pick

I plan on making a bow and arrow, so I'll need to find a bendy stick

I'll swing through the trees like Tarzan, I might even train a chimp

I should probably bulk up first, because if I'm being honest, I'm a wimp

I'll tuck my socks in my trousers, that should protect me from a snake

But I don't think that's going to work, if I'm confronted by an ape

I'll build a shelter every night, I can just picture it in my mind

Roasted monkey leg for dinner and a hammock to rest my behind

So everything is ready, there's nothing left to do

It might get a bit lonely, so if you want, you can come to.

glenAmazing Amazon Man • Opuss № I