7 October 2012

I'm a bad ass nasty witch and I'd turn you into a bat

Then I'd take your children and feed em till their fat

I'd put them in my caldron with a square egg and leg of fish

Then serve em up for dinner, it's my favorite, favorite dish

I've got green skin and a massive nose, I'm a nasty bad ass witch

I'd suck out your eyes to make a pie and leave you dying in a ditch

I've got bony long fingers and the classic witches hat

But I feel there's something that's missing, so I think I might get a cat

But it can get quite lonely, being a bad ass witch of the coven

Because anyone I meet, usually ends up in my oven...

glenBad Ass Witch • Opuss № I