16 November 2012
I've decided to build an extension, I'm going to build it myself I want to prove my family wrong, after I failed to put up a shelf Ive brought loads of shiny metal as I want it to look modern and new I'm having trouble on where to start as I haven't got a clue So I smashed a hole in the side of my house but I should have put this on hold Because without the actual extension built yet, it's freezing fucking cold I've got some bricks from a building site, I stole them late at night But it turns out I need more than 50 so I'm going back tonight It's harder than I imagined, but I'm sure ill be able to manage If this turns out to be a success, I might even build a garage
(Two weeks later)
So I've destroyed half my house and I haven't laid a brick My wife walked out with the kids, not before calling me a prick I've flooded the front room and now I have no electric It's about time I admit that my building skills are pathetic I started out with good intentions but least I can now forget about the garage Ok, ok I'm shit at building, I can't even build a marriage.
Building A Marriage • Opuss № I