10 August 2012
But Zong wasn't very bright, he never turned left at the Sun What with Zip pregnant and about to give alien birth They changed there course direction and headed for planet Earth
We need someone to help us, earthlings are very bright We just need to abduct one with our scary big bright light We will hover over England, we can hide in all the clouds And pick our new navigator out, amongst all the crowds
Trev the chav was leaving the pub, dressed in his Chavey gear Pissed out of his head on Stella and he'd also been on the gear It was only a couple of hours earlier that he had been in a fight And now here he was in the road staring at this strange bright white light
Of all the people on Earth, they abducted one who was thick as shit Trev the chav dressed like a lemon, even his mates thought he was a tit The aliens had made a huge mistake, but they wouldn't know until later That their brillant bright idea, would turn into The Flight Of The Chavigaitor
Chavagaitor • Opuss № I