10 December 2012
A day in the life of Mrs Santa Claus, it's not what you might think
You see Santa's a dirty bastard and he also likes a drink
He can visit all your homes, in just one single night
So try and imagine him in the bedroom, I tell you it's some sight
He wants it every day, he just can't get enough
I mean yeah he likes Christmas but what he really likes is muff
He doesn't change from his routine, he's definitely a creature of habit
For 364 days of the year, he's at it like a rabbit
Mrs Claus is worn out, she don't have much to cheer
Apart from Christmas Day of course and her one day off a year.
Dirty Santa • Opuss № I