19 November 2012

I'm getting ready for the end of the world, I know it's coming soon

I've got a shelter in my garden to protect me from this doom

I've got water and baked beans, enough to last for years

That reminds me I must go to the offey and stock up on me beers

I've made my own gas mask, out of yogurt cup with string

I'll just tie that round my face and breath, I haven't missed a thing

On New Year's Eve this year, the whole worlds going to blow

I'll be the only one left, nice and safe in my little hole

I've done this for the last ten years, every 31st I always panic

I run around like a headless chicken my mood is one of manic

It hasn't happened yet I know, some people think I'm mad

I've missed some cracking New Years parties, some even think I'm sad

So have fun this New Year's Eve, I hope you have a belter

But spare a thought for poor old me, in my garden, in my shelter.

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