20 November 2012
Zip and Zong were back in space, flying to Nebular 1, but there spaceship had a malfunction and they were dangerously close to the sun. Zip had to take action, they had to give the sun a wide berth, so they changed there course direction and headed for planet earth.
'We need someone to help us, earthlings are very bright, lets just fly down and abduct one with our scary big bright light'. 'We can pick our mechanic out and abduct him from his home, then he can fix our spaceship and we can make it home'.
Fat Kev was 30 stone and not to light on his feet, all he did was sit indoors and order chinese takeaways to eat, he had all his food in front of him but he hadn't had a bite, because here he was surrounded by this scary big bright light.
He left behind his dinner which was noodles, rice and satay, but he was still holding his coffee which is now a sort of 'cosmic latte'. The aliens had made a huge mistake abducting fat Kev to their ship, because all he does is eat Chinese food, closely followed by a kip.
This is part 3 lol search
Fat Kev • Opuss № I