6 September 2012

I'm a ghost hunter, but I've never caught a ghost

When they disappear that's what pisses me off the most

I just want some credit, I get laughed at in the street

But they wouldn't laugh if I caught one, yeah that would be sweet

My equipment is rubbish I strapped on my back a Hoover

The only trouble is, it makes it real hard to maneuver

If I was to see a ghost I'd suck it up like a rocket

But only if I was plugged in, my Hoover needs a socket

I nearly got one yesterday it came right through the wall

I chased it down the stairs and trapped it in the hall

But I when I turned my Hoover on, the ghost fucked off again

That really pissed me right off, I had to count to ten

I've just made an outfit it's green and made of wool

But I looked in the mirror and realized

'I'm a fool'

glenFool Ghost hunter • Opuss № I