6 September 2012
I'm a ghost hunter, but I've never caught a ghost
When they disappear that's what pisses me off the most
I just want some credit, I get laughed at in the street
But they wouldn't laugh if I caught one, yeah that would be sweet
My equipment is rubbish I strapped on my back a Hoover
The only trouble is, it makes it real hard to maneuver
If I was to see a ghost I'd suck it up like a rocket
But only if I was plugged in, my Hoover needs a socket
I nearly got one yesterday it came right through the wall
I chased it down the stairs and trapped it in the hall
But I when I turned my Hoover on, the ghost fucked off again
That really pissed me right off, I had to count to ten
I've just made an outfit it's green and made of wool
But I looked in the mirror and realized
'I'm a fool'
Fool Ghost hunter • Opuss № I