3 November 2012

I'm the real 007 not that wimpy James Bond

I've got loads of fancy gadgets and I'm partial to a blond

Yeah I've seen the film and I found it quite absurd

For a start I prefer a beer, that's not shaken or stirred

I drive an Aston Martin and don't go slower than a ton

I shoot loads of baddies with my kick ass golden gun

I've travelled the world and I've even been in space

I always win at poker, with three kings and an ace

I once met Pussy Galore on my car she was leaning

The only thing I thought to say was 'I think I must be dreaming'

I've got a submarine car and a watch that fires a lazer

If that don't work then I'll zap you with my taser

I always stop the bomb when the countdown reaches ten

My name, it's Glen just Glen...

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