28 November 2012

I'm getting ready for the opuss party, I've got on my white shiny shoes

I've dug out my brown chords with braces, now which shirt shall I choose?

I've picked a nice little V neck number, that's shimmering 'electric blue'

I'll put my chunky silver chain on show matched with gold studs that are new

I'll have to make an entrance, like Batman the Dark Knight

But I've got to make sure that I don't get pissed and then start a massive fight

I'll just splash on my old spice and slick my hair to the side

I'm anticipating a lot of compliments that are all genuine and not snide

I've zipped my bum bag up and fastened it nice and tight

It also acts as a kind of belt, because my braces are pretty shite

I'll be getting there by cycle, so I'll wear my fluorescent yellow coat

I'm going to look a million dollars, but I'm not one to gloat

I'll be easy to spot with my white shoes and silver chain

But if you still don't know who I am, I've got a big white label where I've wrote my name.

glenGlen At Opuss Party • Opuss № I