4 November 2012
My names Glen and my girlfriend cut off my Knob
It took her two weeks, it was a hell of a job
I've had it sowed back now but I'm still in so much pain
I hope she don't get the hump and then go and do it again
It was a delicate operation I mean it took five men to lift it
Four held it in place whilst the other one stitched it
I'm relieved that it worked, I never felt any pain
Now I've got to try it out and hope it still works the same
It looks kinda funny now and some stick I've had to take
I just hope that when I use it my stitches don't break.
Glen Bobit • Opuss № I