25 October 2012
This is Glen's guide to Halloween, it's served me well in the past Make sure you carry plenty of eggs and some fireworks for the blast Always egg people's windows and don't forget to empty their bin Let an air bomb off in their garden it sounds louder when put in a tin Throw flour at old people and keep banging on their door If someone gives you any money, be sure to call back later for more Go round in gangs of twenty, you can all egg each other on And don't forget to scatter, if anything goes wrong You can let down cars tyres and make sure you have a long pipe So you can fire fireworks like a bazooka, but someone needs a light You don't need no fancy costume, just a bin bag and a mask And if your all getting chased by someone, make sure your not the last I used to terrorize the neighborhood, me and my Halloween crew Lighting fires and throwing eggs and any money we got we blew Ripping people's rubbish bags and emptying them on their path Then set it all on fire, I used to have such a laugh If someone goes out of their way and gives you some sweets and money Still egg their house, because its so f***ing funny.
Bonus line from one of my lame poems 'Fool Ghost Hunter'
I'm a fool ghost hunter and I've never caught a ghost When they disappear that's what pisses me off the most.
Glen's Guide To Halloween • Opuss № I