5 February 2013
At first if you don't succeed
Bollocks to trying again
Cheating is a gift from god
Deny it of course 'amen'
Eat whatever you like
F**k whoever you choose
Go through life without a care
Helps if you drink some booze
Ignore do goody wankers
Join in with the baddest crowd
Kick the shit out of strangers
Laugh and laugh out loud
Meet women in alleys
Never wear protection
Offer to pay of course
Piss off without there detection
Quality drugs are hard to find
Remember these words of advice
Shagging around is all well and good so
Take what you can (if there nice)
Under no circumstances pay your way
Very important the kiss
Worm your way out of family gatherings
X factor is more important than this
Yell at policeman, and stay out in the sun
Zig zag on the dance floor, it's my dance and its fun.......
Good Advice ? • Opuss № I