13 December 2012
I've just been for a job interview, I put on my favorite suit
A nice green little number, my mum said that I looked cute
I got there nice and early, two hours to be precise
The cleaner had to let me in, she gave me tea, which was nice
It did get quite awkward, when they all turned up for work
I was just sitting there like a lemon, I felt like such a berk
No one knew who I was and it took ages for them to say
That the interview wasn't until next week and that I've gotten the wrong fucking day
So not the best of starts, I made myself look like a tit
I wondered what the smell was, turns out I'd also trod in shit
I saw a few people laughing and one was holding their nose
I'll just come back next week and see how it goes.
Good First Impression • Opuss № I