7 October 2012

I've been living amongst you earthlings, since I landed here last year

I've managed to fit right in since I discovered this thing called beer

Im supposed to be watching and planning our invasion

But I keep getting asked out to the pub and I don't take much persuasion

I come from Nebular 6, a planet light years from here

It's very boring on my planet and they don't have your amazing beer

I've had to get a job and a house for my disguise

But I've run out of excuses, to explain my jet black eyes

You earthlings are quite interesting and I've made many a friend

But I'm still going to wipe you out, the human race must end

I'll be a hero to my people they will shout and sing and cheer

When I return to my planet, with the recipe for beer

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