5 January 2013
I'm the real Batman not that wimpy Bruce Wayne
I dont fight baddies such as the Riddler, Joker or Bane
I just sleep in my batcave hanging upside down
Shitting on the floor whilst wearing my bat dressing gown
Bats don't fight crime, they have more important things to do
Like hanging upside down and making a mountain out of there poo
I don't have no bat-mobile or a fancy Batman plane
If they made a film about me, it just wouldn't be the same
I don't like sunlight and I find it really hard to see
But it's got nothing to do with being a Batman, I'm afraid that, that's just me
I use my garage as a batcave and I drive a transit van
You may think I'm mental, but I think I'm Batman......
I'm Batman • Opuss № I