22 November 2012
I'm in the middle of building a robot, it's a full life scale model of myself
I've made it out of cardboard boxes and some wood that used to be my shelf
I've covered it in bacon, to act as a kind of skin
I didn't want to use a box for the head so I've used a metal bin
I put my old phone in its head, in the hope that will help him talk
And I've put some milk crates on his feet, so he should be able to walk
I'll dress him in my clothes and teach him the ways of Glen
Before I introduce him to the world, as 'the one and only marvelous G10'
Everyone will marvel and from the Queen I shall receive a gong
Now I'm just hoping that it works, when I finally turn him on
Well theres no time like the present, so I'll start my countdown from five....
I've only gone and fucking done it
It's alive, it's alive IT'S ALIVE.......
'IT'S ALIVE' • Opuss № I