20 September 2012
Let's go back to my garden again do you remember Ted? He's that strange bug like creature who looks like he's got five arms and one leg. Ted spends his time eating and sitting on his leaf, his best mates an ant, who goes by the name of Keith.
One day Ted was climbing a tree, looking for a nice tasty leaf, but he slipped and fell to the ground injured, he called out for his mate Keith. Keith came running, concerned for his best mate Ted, 'I think I'm badly hurt Keith you better take me home' he said.
Keith was very strong, a powerful little ant, even with Ted on his back, he hadn't even started to pant. 'I know I'm really heavy Keith can you make it home' Ted lived at the top of the garden, underneath the garden gnome.
Keith had run with Ted on his back, he only stopped at the well, where Fred the boring spider lives with his girlfriend Mel. 'Drink some water Ted why I take a rest' Keith had started to panic he didn't know what to do for the best.
'I'll get you home, so you can get a rest in your bed'. Keith didn't know he'd been tricked, there was nothing wrong with Ted. He put him back on his back and made it to the gnome, 'there you go Ted I knew I could get you home'.
Ted crawled off Keith's back and then laid down on the floor. 'I don't think I can make it Keith please carry me through the door'. Keith picked Ted back up and carried him inside his home, through a little tunnel underneath the garden gnome.
When Keith put Ted down he was curious, they weren't alone, Ted got straight up with an evil grin 'thanks for taking me home'. Keith started to panic he thought Ted was his friend, but it looks like there going to eat him up, it looks like the end.
What a terrible way to go, is this the end of Keith, he thought Ted was genuine when they first met on his leaf. As Keith started to cry and wiped a tear from his eyes, this time it was Ted's turn to produce a cake and a ballon SURPRISE.....
There is a part one to this poem called Bugs Leg that's just as bad ha
It's Bug's Leg Ted • Opuss № I