4 March 2013

I've never had any plants, I really don't see the point

But for 99p at homebase, I probably shouldn't go there after a joint

A tiny little cactus, was on display for all to see

So I delved into the world of horticulture, I mean, how hard can it be

These things survive in the desert, so it should be safe in my room

I thought that I might have had it for years, but its all come to an end to soon

I put it on top of my wardrobe, whilst I was moving things around

I completely forgot about it, well it only cost a pound

I remembered it this morning, the poor thing had bent in half

It's dead after a week, I really had to laugh

I've tried to prop it up with matchsticks, but I don't think it's going to work

I've killed my little cactus, I really am a berk...

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