4 March 2013
I've never had any plants, I really don't see the point
But for 99p at homebase, I probably shouldn't go there after a joint
A tiny little cactus, was on display for all to see
So I delved into the world of horticulture, I mean, how hard can it be
These things survive in the desert, so it should be safe in my room
I thought that I might have had it for years, but its all come to an end to soon
I put it on top of my wardrobe, whilst I was moving things around
I completely forgot about it, well it only cost a pound
I remembered it this morning, the poor thing had bent in half
It's dead after a week, I really had to laugh
I've tried to prop it up with matchsticks, but I don't think it's going to work
I've killed my little cactus, I really am a berk...
My Cactus Is Dead • Opuss № I