12 September 2012
I've taught my dog a glorious trick, I've trained him to drive my car
He drives me to the pub and back, he's the cleverest dog by far
He picks me up and drives me home, right back to my street
He does all this for a little love, and the occasional doggy treat
He don't care how pissed I get, he don't mind when I kiss his head
It also doesn't seem to bother him, when I kick him off me bed
He wakes me up in the morning, he jumps up and licks my face
Then drives me to work bang on time, I tell you that dog is ace
There is one thing that he does, that I try my best to ignore
He keeps having a massive shit, on my kitchen floor.
I suppose I should ignore it, a dog who drives is sweet
But I hate treading in shit in my kitchen, especially in bare feet....
My Dog Drives • Opuss № I