24 October 2012
I've invented a martial art that's brand new I've decided to call it 'No Kan Du' I can do helicopter kicks Catch flies with chopsticks I can do all this far better than you
I walk the streets like Kane from Kung Fu Beating criminals with my No Kan Du If your feeling week It's me you should seek With my training I'll bring No Kan Du to you
I mimic animals you'll find in the zoo Like the Crane the Bear and Bamboo I'm super tough And a little bit rough And it's all down to No Kan Du
So yes I'm Kung Fu fighting And I suppose it's a little bit frightening But I am a master No ones faster I tell you I'm quicker than lightning
No Kan Du • Opuss № I