14 September 2012
With this girl and one of her mate's I was on to a winner But first we had dinner This night was going to be great
Now Ann and Pam were there names They told me they liked to play games I could tell when they spoke That this wasn't a joke My passion for them was in flames
When the dinner arrived I had curry But after five minutes I started to worry My stomach was rumbling And then it was grumbling I then ran to the toilet in a hurry
I was followed into the toilet by Ann Closely followed by her mate Pam Now this isn't a joke They were a couple of blokes That were dressed as women I RAN
I didn't know Ann was a Stan Or that Pam was really a Dan What a mistake On that date I ran and ran and ran.......
Not Women? I'm Confused • Opuss № I