21 December 2012
I've been a bit of an idiot, you see I believed the world would end
I drew out all my life savings and sent a love letter to my girlfriends friend
I quit my job in style and borrowed thousands from the bank
I done a shit in my neighbour's garage and I'm telling you it stank
I told everyone on Facebook, that there pricks and not my friends
There's also a couple of pictures that I sent, 'shit why did I press send'
I gave my car away to a stranger and put all my clothes in the trash
I spent the night with a prostitute and gave her far to much cash
I didn't use no protection even though she said she was infected
I must admit things haven't gone quite like how I expected
I'm now in so much trouble and I've caused so much strife
These Mayan pricks and there predictions, they've ruined my life...
Now What? • Opuss № I