21 December 2012

I've been a bit of an idiot, you see I believed the world would end

I drew out all my life savings and sent a love letter to my girlfriends friend

I quit my job in style and borrowed thousands from the bank

I done a shit in my neighbour's garage and I'm telling you it stank

I told everyone on Facebook, that there pricks and not my friends

There's also a couple of pictures that I sent, 'shit why did I press send'

I gave my car away to a stranger and put all my clothes in the trash

I spent the night with a prostitute and gave her far to much cash

I didn't use no protection even though she said she was infected

I must admit things haven't gone quite like how I expected

I'm now in so much trouble and I've caused so much strife

These Mayan pricks and there predictions, they've ruined my life...

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