19 November 2012
I've got a slight problem, that I'm just unable to stop
I fancy old grannies, weather you think that's right or not
I love there wrinkly bodies and there fragile state of mind
I'm not that aggressive in the bedroom but I wouldn't say I was kind
I love their purple legs and their sexy grey hair
Most old people get neglected, but not by me 'I care'
They don't have no commitments and they don't have no baggage
They always have such interesting odors, I know one that smells of cabbage
They seem to enjoy my company, I can always make them laugh
I like to help them get undressed, I give an awesome sponge bath
My latest ones called Doreen, we have been getting on greatly
I think she's a bit young for me as she's only just turned eighty
I don't care if their dirty and their feet are covered in mould
That just makes them more attractive, because to me
'Old Is Gold'
Old Is Gold • Opuss № I