8 August 2012
'You can have that' I said 'its a gift'
It gave me an idea to make some money My wife wasn't keen said 'you sure honey' She called me a loon With my red ballon But she had to admit it was funny
The Whoopee cushion is my invention To make you laugh my intention But kids at school Often play the fool And my cushion gets them a detention
Now I never expected to make a million But the sales figures topped a billion I feel so smart Because of the sound of a fart Now I'm on my way to a trillion
My rival is a man named Sam Because he invented 'Shit in a can' He got the idea Whilst having a beer In the pub with his mate Dan
I had to admire his style 'Shit in a can' made me smile If we combined the two My ballon, his poo We should at least give it a trial..........
Origin's Of Whoopee • Opuss № I