22 September 2012
I'm a rapscallion, I'm a nasty piece of work
I spend all my time running round chasing skirt
I chat up all the women, especially if their fine
Theres always one that's gonna fall for my line
I cheat on my partner and con all my friends
I just don't care and I never make a mends
I look out for myself, I'm number one
I don't care if your hurt, I want my fun
I've got no feelings for my girl or her mother
It was only last weekend that I punched her brother
I steel from her purse and I had sex with her mate
She actually quite liked it but now she's late
I don't care about that, I'm also an alcoholic
It's not my fault that her mate wanted to frolic
I smoke loads of drugs and I often hit my girl
I've got bad dress sense and I must admit I smell
So line up ladies join the que and who knows next time
I might choose you.....
Rapscallion • Opuss № I