3 February 2013
I'm so glad, I don't live in a tank I once ate a guy named Hank I bit off his head He's definitely dead And what I didn't eat sank
I swam from Australia to Cuba I ate a guy doing scuba with his rubber wet suit And his tank to boot Then I swam all the way to Aruba
I then made friends with a whale Who capsized a boat with a sail The people fell in No one could swim So I ate them all up without fail
I'm a shark I have to eat meat I'd even eat your smelly feet It's so terrific In the Pacific You'd be surprised the people I meet
My whale friend was getting boring When he slept he didn't stop snoring But he was my muscle In case of a tussle But I felt this friendship was drawing
He asked me if I wanted to date I said hold on your just a mate A whale and a shark I felt no spark Then he said come on, we could be great
How am I going to get out of this Jesus he is not even a fish It's not you it's me Can you not see But then he forced me into a kiss
Burrfoots verse
A whale and a shark don't agree They just can't make love can't you see? F*** this for a lark I'm not giving birth to a whark Your penis is bigger than me........
Sharks Tale • Opuss № I