14 February 2013
Valentines day is one big con,
But of course you've all got to play along
I pretend I like it, and I buy some flowers
Got them from tesco and I had to queue for hours
The day means absolutely nothing to me
I'd rather stay in, as Spurs are on TV
But no, it seems I'm going to miss the match
My girlfriends so lucky, I'm such a catch
I got a cheap old card, but I'm not one to worry
I'll make it up to her, by buying the curry
Ive got a Crappy old Teddy and a sickly heart shaped card
At least I'm getting sex tonight, without trying to hard
I'll probably get pissed and ruin the night
Who cares anyway, valentines day is shite.
Shite Valentines • Opuss № I