28 December 2012
Glen's had a few to many, when he sees her at the bar, 30 stone of women, you could see her coming from afar, but when Glen's pissed, his standards seem to drop, just like on this occasion, forget her he would not.
Glen.. Si there 'hic' so watsh yer name Fatty.. Oh my names Glenda ha our names sound the same Glen.. you 'hic' look amazing whatsh that yer drinking Fatty.. Oh just a diet coke, I've just finished eating
When Glen's in a drunken state, I wouldn't say he was kind, but when he sat down next to Fatty, she didn't seem to mind, he put his hand on her leg, underneath the table, then thought about his bed and weather it was stable.
Glen.. Fanshy coming 'hic' back to mine, thish night could be sweet Fatty.. Oh I don't know about that, have you got anything to eat? Glen.. Sure I av 'hic' come ere give us a kish Fatty.. Well ok then handsome, but I've just been eating fish
Glen and Fatty were kissing, it was a truly terrible sight, Glen was pissed out of his head, and Fatties clothes were far to tight, they staggered out the bar, then home to Glen's single bed, but when he woke up in the morning, poor old Fatty was dead.
Glen.. 'Shit someone HELP HELP get her off of me, please someone, come and set me free, holy shit what was I thinking, that's the last time I pull a fatty, when I've been drinking'.
Glen was trapped, under 30 stone's of Glenda, he couldn't remember the sex, as he'd been on a bender. He had to lay there, for just over a week, before they were found by Glen's mum, of this 'incident' they never speak.
Something About Fatty • Opuss № I