9 January 2013
Glen once knew a man who was sad Nothing went right he was mad Cheer up mate Life can be great Here have this cup with a Teabag
He took my cup and added water A knock on the door, it's his daughter Gotta play this right Could be my night It's gonna be like lambs to the slaughter
His daughter had a name it was Karen Gotta be careful my ex was called Sharon Don't confuse the names That would be a shame So for the next hour I just called her Darren
She said 'Hi why is my dad so sad' I explained to her 'I think he's gone mad' I'll look after him Don't look so grim 'shit what is he doing with that Teabag'
He was forcing the Teabag up his nose Bearing his teeth and striking a pose 'your dads off his nut' 'He needs locking up' But then that's madness I suppose
The police came and took him away She looked at me and said 'Stay' Of course I will Sharon O Shit I mean Darren And I ended the night with some wahey
Tea Madness • Opuss № I