16 November 2012

There's a big hungry lion named Ted Who got angry went he wasn't being fed He escaped from his cage And was full of rage But he got shot, so now Ted's dead

There's a roofer I know called Ted He works with hammers tiles and lead He had to weatherproof But he fell off his roof No more roofing for Ted, Ted's dead

There was a man with a very large head The size of a beach ball, his name was Ted One day in a shop His head went pop It was quite messy so now Ted's dead

I had a goldfish also named Ted I got lonely and brought him to bed Ted can't breath air I should of brought my bear When I woke up Ted was dead (I had also laid on his head)

I had a teddy bear that I called Ted Who used to sleep with me in my bed But to keep him clean Was the dreaded washing machine He fell to pieces my mum said 'your Ted's dead'

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