11 March 2013

I've decided to become a pilot, it looks like so much fun

I want to be like Maverick or the Iceman from Top Gun

I've been training in my garden, I use my arms as wings

I've even managed to get some air when I launched myself off swings

I like to make the plane noises and I pretend I'm in a dogfight

I also wear a torch on my head, to act as a kind of light

I make loads of paper planes and I put Lego men in the cockpit

But when it comes to flying the planes, I think there pretty shit

I got a uniform from oxfam, it's an old busman's outfit

But even with my moderations in place, I still look a tit.

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