1 December 2012

I like to wear women's clothes, they feel so good on my skin

My boobs are just oranges and I call myself Lyn

I put my knob between my legs so I look like a lady

It's perfectly natural and it's not at all shady

I've got false nails and I powder my face

I wear tight thongs that are made out of lace

I've got to work on my voice as I sound like a bloke

I'm straight as they come, you might think this a joke

I get some strange looks and I'm always called weird

It don't help matters that I wear a dress with a beard

I still try and pull even though I look like a tranny

I don't have no luck, I can't even grab a grannie.

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