19 January 2013

There's a werewolf in my garden, it's been trying to get in my door

I've barricaded the windows and I'm cowering on the floor

I've got a twelve bore shotgun, and a massive kitchen knife

Its not going to be enough, to save me and the wife

So I made a little judgement right there on the spot

I'll use my wife as bait whether you think that's right or not

I'll throw her in the garden and escape out of the front

I know I'm out of order here, I know I'm being a c**t

But my wife ain't up to much, she always burns me dinner

So I'll throw her in the garden, everyone's a winner

I'll make my escape, before I call the old bill

Then I'll live like a king, off the proceeds of her will.....

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