Biggest Snake In The World

@33Guetta78

Shakespeare: "To be or not to be." Satre: "To do is to be." Socrates: "To be is to do." Scooby Doo: "Do be do be do.".

@33Guetta78

MIRROR, U SAY I'M PRETTY, CAMERA, Y U NO AGREE?!.

@33Guetta78

Hitting your hip on a corner and feeling like you've been shot..

@33Guetta78

Saying "Shut up, no one likes you" when someone tries to correct you..

@nikujagagirl

Some things just don't mix

Some things just don't mix, like broccoli and brownies, Tom Cruise and musicals, religion and chicken (cough, cough, Chik-Fil-A), and your problems and the Internet..

@Neontroll

Is This A Trick

Sometimes I stop to think Are you all aliens And I am the only human And your all testing on me. .

@33Guetta78

SpongeBob: “Can you hear me?” Patrick: “No, It’s too dark.”.

@shayP

Helen Flanagan What a bitch I'm a celeb, she is getting on my nerves Go where u belong in corrie.