A Greg Cruse Joke

@Diddle

Vanilla Ice

Ice Hockey. A gift for my birthday tomorrow, hope the we win. So intense though, hopefully it's a nice easy win otherwise I will go deaf. Those bongo playing hooligans!.

@noogie777

Why are you ever runny Because sir said you idiot Get a grip and do it your self.

@tmo_87

First Post

This is my first post so I am just writing a load of rubbish for now to see what this is like. Thanks.

@Samusk

Gymnasts

A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets disqualified.

@runnergirl

Leave Them Nothing

Make it a struggle. Leave them wonder struck. Don't give them anything to hold onto. No looks of reverence. No condescending curve of the mouth. Eyes cold as stone, but stone daggers. Heart of gold.

@adi14

Brush For Bronze

On 6 th October I got 2 bronze medals for swimming. This changes the whole experience for me and I'm hoping for u guys as well.

@shayP

Man City R Shit!

LOL CITY R DOIN SHITT IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SEASON, THEY LOST AGAINST AJAXX 3 nil 1 nil LOL.

@gmcruse

A Greg Cruse Joke

My mate made me a cup of tea, it had flakes of salmon in it. I asked him what he was playing at. He said that's a different kettle of fish..