@toriaelizabeth

Knowledge

Knowledge is know a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad..

@33Guetta78

I found a butterfly on the ground that had no wings. So, I poured some RedBull on it and BAM... It drowned..

@nappzz

Whatever you do, always give a 100 percent.....unless you're donating blood..

@BellaMaple

Blind Criticism

"Whenever somebody calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I know how hard life is for the visually impaired.".

@BellaMaple

Salad Please

"Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug".

@nikujagagirl

Random Quote #131

Don't do drugs, do anime!.

@33Guetta78

Me: Mom, Dad, I've decided to live on my own. Them: Okay, cool. Me: You're luggage is outside..

@nikujagagirl

Random Quote #124

I'm crazy in my own crazy way..