Mistakes
These are my mistakes. If you don't like them, I have others..
Always been more of a reader than a writer but maybe it's time for that to change.....
These are my mistakes. If you don't like them, I have others..
Alcohol doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean..... Against tables, chairs, walls, floors and ugly people..
Dear Life, When I say "things could not get any worse" it is NOT a challenge.
Not so much creative writing as a shameless plea for sponsorship, sorry. From tomorrow I am doing the £1 a day challenge to highlight the ongoing issue of extreme poverty around the world.
I never run with scissors. Those last two words were unnecessary..
If you must pick between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before.
One should try everything they can in their career, except folkdance and incest - Christopher Lee.
Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
I have always imagined that paradise will be some kind of a library - Jorge Luis Borges.