hannahmck
These are my mistakes. If you don't like them, I have others.
Alcohol doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean..... Against tables, chairs, walls, floors and ugly people.
Dear Life, When I say "things could not get any worse" it is NOT a challenge
Not so much creative writing as a shameless plea for sponsorship, sorry! From tomorrow I am doing the £1 a day challenge to highlight the ongoing issue of extreme poverty around the world. Any help would be much appreciated, all donations a…
I never run with scissors. Those last two words were unnecessary.
If you must pick between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before
One should try everything they can in their career, except folkdance and incest - Christopher Lee
Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off
I have always imagined that paradise will be some kind of a library - Jorge Luis Borges