hannahmck

These are my mistakes. If you don't like them, I have others.

Mistakes • Opuss № I

Alcohol doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean..... Against tables, chairs, walls, floors and ugly people.

Alcohol • Opuss № I

Dear Life, When I say "things could not get any worse" it is NOT a challenge

Dear Life • Opuss № I

Not so much creative writing as a shameless plea for sponsorship, sorry! From tomorrow I am doing the £1 a day challenge to highlight the ongoing issue of extreme poverty around the world. Any help would be much appreciated, all donations a…

Live Below The Line • Opuss № I

I never run with scissors. Those last two words were unnecessary.

Scissors • Opuss № I

If you must pick between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before

Choice • Opuss № I

One should try everything they can in their career, except folkdance and incest - Christopher Lee

Careers • Opuss № I

Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off

Budget Cuts • Opuss № I

I have always imagined that paradise will be some kind of a library - Jorge Luis Borges

Paradise • Opuss № I