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@Faisal

Sports Joke

In football the fans shout and the players are quiet In rugby the players shout and the fans are quiet.

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@abidays2004

Keeping At It!

I just got back from doing bootcamp. I was covered in mud within the 1st 10 mins. We had to go in groups & carry each other on a stretcher & do reps of burpees & tuck jumps in between.

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@savil007

Football Fanatic

Why was the pitch wet. Because the players were dribbling..

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@Sianie

First Windsurfing Race!

I've been windsurfing at my local reservoir for one and a bit years now and next Saturday I'm doing my first ever race.

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@sm-210

Football Fans

Apparently Polish fans have threatened to plough up England's training pitch in the middle of the night. Shocking news - even their hooligans work harder than ours..

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@Cabernax

Tennis Joke

I found this on Twitter about a year ago. Since then, it seems to have disappeared. For the purpose of preserving this for all time, here it is, as best as I can remember it.

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@abcjois

Lunch With A Chess Champion

I was having lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion coz he took 20mins to pass the salt..

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@sreeragtg

Toon For A Day

Big day today in Premier League. Today there are two United. Making me nervous as I was for the derby game.

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