24 June 2012
Rose tinted world - part one
My body feels weary and my back aches My feet burn and itch I gaze up; What is this place? Did I really drink that much poison last night? Why am I looking up at such a great height?
I'm inside the world At least I think it's my planet There's no way of telling, Dammit Janet!
I uncurl from the foetal position I'm in God, somebody fetch me a tonic and gin What has happened to me? I usually drink so careful-fully!
All I remember in the midst of this haze Is wandering around the pubs like a maze
Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear And the worst bit is he didn't even care.
Leo g. Carroll fell over a barrel It was rather funny He was in such a hurry
But what has sprung me to this place I feel down my body - its covered with lace!
Is this some cruel floor show played out by my friends? I wish I could see a bit more, I'm at my wit's end!
I finally gather the strength to stand I clamber up and someone takes me hand
Steve Reeves pulls me close to him in the pitch The lights go up, I start to twitch
My eyes are bleached all I see is the bright I dance and prance and shake in the light
I look up again and I can still see the sky Only now it does not seem so high
It was great when it all began I looked great - fake boobs fake lashes fake tan!
How can such a perfect night Lead me to here? What a fright!
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