Russian Lady

@Burrfoot

Jobby Nappy

My beautiful little baby Bay I love you in every way But a nappy so green The worst I've ever seen Please no more jobbies today!!.

@Burrfoot

Drunk Burr #1

I'm not a mouth, I'm not a tout But there's some things that will out Secret whispers and spin In the end will not win There's more in life to worry about.

@brownowl2012

Fiona - Fair/beautiful

Fair is this beautiful lass, Inside and outside surpass. Only problem you see, Not a word here fits me... And so here forms an awkward impasse. ©brownowl2012 For Opuss daily challenge 1.

@Diddle

HW

There once was a man in a boat He wasn't a wearing a coat With a splish and a splash And a great mighty crash The boat was no longer afloat. (I know its not good, but wanted to share).

@ClaireTilley

Faceless

I wander the hall Crying to myself. You see the tears fall But you keep walking. Is there anyone out there. I know you hear the screaming. You stop and stare, But quickly move on by. Nobody even...

@Diddle

Another Limerick

There once was a man in Brazil, He used to work on a till, With a ching and a chang, And so fast that he ran, With a big million dollar bill!.

@Mundy

I'm reading riddles at lunch For one or two, I've got a hunch These riddles are sublime My brain is working overtime Opussians, you are a clever bunch.

@Burrfoot

My Name

Out into the world I was shoved By several strangers all gloved Mum took one look Closed the naming book And said 'David you are beloved'.