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"You greasy prick, Your hair is vile! You're going bald, And in denial!" Is what they'll shout When I'm old and lonesome. But until then? My hair is awesome.
I'm voluptuous and big, Resembling a pig, But my life is better than yours. So despite the bad comments, And relentless torrents, I'll clamp you between my jaws.
Prominent sights of scooped-up snow, Watching feet scramble, get up and go. The cars are slower, they're panicking lots To watch out for children and waddling tots. Toboggans, sledges and wooden slats, Woollen mittens with woollen hats, Str…
I haven't put an Opuss, Up here, for days. I've been racking my head, Fishing through haze. But I can't seem to find 'owt, And I'm in shit Because I want to write my thoughts, Every last bit. So excuse me while I wallow, In my own head, A…
I like to have a beer, But not any beer'll do. I like a pint of Guiness, With a Newcy Brown or two. Yet when I've drank away, All the alcoholic bliss, There's nothing I like more, Than a never-ending piss.
Help me help you, Don't leave me to guess, Don't leave me alone here, Feeling second best. I'm doing what I can, I'm trying really hard To be who you want, To go that extra yard.
This is my passion, all of my emotions into this one single piece with nothing but a bitter distaste for my life right now. I can't do the simplest of tasks right, whether it be washing up or cooking dinner. My eyes are filled with tears mo…
Have you ever wondered how glasses are made? Probably not. But for something a little different, I'll let you know. First of all, the lenses that come in are not pre-cut to the size of the glasses. They come in a circular disc form, rathe…
Just five syllables, Then seven, then five again. Harder than you think!
Take a small pinch of shit, A spoon of lies, 100g of Nothing, There you go! Bullshit Pie.
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I have writer's block. Nothing is coming to me! Any suggestions?
Although my words are sad and dark, It's not reflected in myself. I'm actually rather good, At keeping bad thoughts on the shelf. My past is neither hard nor dark, It's rather strange, although it seems. But my thumbs are little writers, …
As midnight came, I took my place, Upon my leather coated chair. My eyes not leaving the fireplace, Even to comb my greying hair. I waited up for that moment, That split second to catch him out. All of the letters I had sent, Not one repl…
People often expect terrific rhyming, yes? Poetry opens eccentric tales, reaching you. People. Only endorse the rich, young popular Opusses entry. Talented youths perceive our earth through rough years. Perception often exaggerates the re…
Blazing along, rattling sticks, Boldly arising, releasing stupidity. Bosses amused, red-handed scars. Beaten, abused, reading stars. Bonus point for guessing what it's about! ...and don't say 'bars'.
I've only one, Where most have two. You say it's fine, I can't believe you. Bullies, in life, I can't help it. They take the piss, They treat you like shit. But look at me, Now it's all mine. I'm happy, yes, Having the best time. You're…
Don't hide you phone, The last time you did, I found you out. Don't hide your phone, I saw what you put, There's no doubt. Give me your phone, "How 'bout a fuck?" You ask why I shout. Go fuck yourself. I'm not paranoid, I'll see you a…
An interesting day, to say the least. Family round, Christmas cheer and seeing people you haven't seen in years. Or what feels like years. I have missed Opuss a great deal, but I wish to upload a lot more comedic content. Nothing makes your…
For her... Lies of night and love of day, Acquiescence in the bay. Take his life within your hands, And slice it! Dice it! Kick his stand! He's not as hot as once before, His skin so dull, and sex; a chore. His heft not much, though never …
Leech Into the world First feed Educate Infancy Start realising Settle down Have kids Old age Rot To repeat
Rotting floorboards, Creaking fascias, 'Look beyond, It's actually spacious'. 'It needs some work, I'll give you that. Drills, hammers, Those hard, yellow hats. But think of the future, A warm log fire. Lunch at the table, It needs a buy…
There once was a baby named Ben, Who escaped from his little play pen. These rhymes tell a tale, Of what now prevailed, Every night, 'til the grand age of ten. One day, when Ben was barely one, He tripped, and fell in his bum. He came a…
I scrape my living, Through some endless means, For mother and child, Unlike other teens. Don't come to me, All big and smart, Complaining of life, That to mine, is art. To earn that money, That forty-four grand, While I suffer, Barely ab…
You'll happily take my money, And have the nerve to call me 'buddy". But remove my assurance 'Cos you're not proving your insurance, I need my car, don't infuriate me.
Dragging everybody away to hell, Don't even attempt to help. Dreams evolving around tyrannical harassment, Delivering evil across the home. Drunk, eminence abuses the helpless. Destroying esteem and thrusting hatred. Daughter emerges, angr…
An ample mantle, Heaving and breathing, Screams out the dark, Waking the sleeping. But not from pain, Yet gasping, panting, While between her thighs, Squeezing, thrusting. He maintains her flame, By making her too hot, again.
Slowly walking, Quickly fading, Bad eyesight, Always making Sure of danger; Always creeping, Never dying, Too surprising. Round a corner, Ever nearer. Sub comes up, A little clearer. When there- There he stands. Quick-thinking combat…
Do not tempt me, I'm not afraid to bite. Not afraid to reply, Nor run from a fight. I will take you down, One thing at a time. I will destroy your life, Starting with this rhyme. Run away, bald-fat man, If you know what's best. Or I wi…
The Sistine Chapel: in the heart of the Vatican and head of the Catholic Church. I've never been there, but it looks like an astonishing building. What I'm interested in though, is the art on the ceiling. And in particular, it's most famous…
Even though it's commonplace for you to believe in EITHER God or Evolution, both are technically just theories. Therefore, there's no real reason why the two cannot be intertwined. After all, the world is a changing place and there are many…
Bare with me with this. It is unlike what I've done before and it's been plaguing my mind for years. Be honest, and I'll write more. Before we begin, let me start by stating that I am neither Atheist, nor Christian. Although I am technica…
I have writer's block. I can't think of anything, Except this Haiku.
Her beauty unsurpassed, Laying on a yellow circle. She looks into my eyes, And my senses are made fools. There must be something hidden, Is this just not meant to be? I tremble at the thought She's not thinking this of me. Inked to the …
There's a difference with this application to all the others. Many people call Opuss the 'Instagram of Stories', but it's more than that. What this app does is unite people in a way that it is far more difficult to do on Instagram, or Viddy…
Whirring, clicking, pumping, He unzipped her dress, fingers fumbling. Breath hot, stomach grumbling, He smelt her fine hair, nostrils flaring. His heart was forever beating, begging, For she was looking at him, longing, staring. His lips t…
Dragging everybody away to hell, Don't even attempt to help. Dreams evolving around tyrannical harassment, Delivering evil across the home. Drunk, eminence abuses the helpless. Destroying esteem and thrusting hatred. Daughter emerges, angr…
A black abyss, A whirlpool of fear, A darkened place, Where none can hear. A scream, so loud, It pierces the heart, And a sob so solemn, It tears you apart. You lie there, dead, But somehow aware. You see her crying, Hands in her hair. Wit…
Some people would call it insanity. To others, merely an interest. But when your thoughts are shrouded by a dusty cloud of the obsessed; That's when things get tough. You dwindle your way through the unclear, and find nothing but the unsu…
Waking up at night For food, changing and cuddles. Fast asleep on me.
He stood still, hands tied behind his back and throat dry. He couldn't see anything, even when he opened his eyes. There was nothing more he could do, everything he did wasn't enough. James tried to struggle free, but to no avail. Then hi…
There's a reason you're hated all across the board. From Carlisle to London, you're far from adored. Your wife in a wheel chair, She'll no doubt be in tatters, When she hears of your affair, we'll see who matters. You walk around the shop…
Before we go any further, I have to admit that I am a slave to Apple and it's products. From the first time I got an iPod, to right now. What I cannot even begin to fathom is how my perseverance with the brand has remained untouched for alm…
Crying and wailing, He enters the world. Our bundle of joy, No other way preferred. He opens his eyes, And looks into mine. Daddy you're crying, Are you feeling fine? I talk to him back, Drowning in my tears, I'm more than fine, son, …
O sweet lady of night, Why must we meet in dark? With a glimmer of light, You leave without a mark. I leave my home each day, I leave my wife distressed. Yet when I see you lay Upon my heaving chest... Your hair so sweet and red, And skin…
He looked at her, With her veil white. He though it familiar, His chest went tight. Everything faded, He drew back breath. Her eyes were jaded, Laced with death. He opened his eyes, Laid in fear. Looked to his side, And cried a single te…
There was once a woman from Spain, Who was awfully sick on the train. Not again, but again, And again and again, And again and again and again.
This is a Haiku. It doesn't make any sense. Refrigerator.
Let's date back a few years, to a time post-PS3 and even PS2, to where a game with a storyline that you can immerse yourself in was the one you talked about with your friends in the playground. Fancy visuals and voice acting was unheard off…
I don't know if it's my own sick selfishness or the mental state I'm currently in, but I would have thought that she'd have been dead. I mean, three strikes and you're out, right? But she took five, and it wasn't a baseball bat, it was a co…