14 April 2012

There's a reason you're hated all across the board.

From Carlisle to London, you're far from adored.

Your wife in a wheel chair,

She'll no doubt be in tatters,

When she hears of your affair, we'll see who matters.

You walk around the shop acting like you're a king,

However, my man, you forget one thing;

I'm much smarter than you, one of a kind.

I will destroy your life, one thing at a time.

So the next time you tell me to make your tea,

Remember, the one who's making it is me.

iLeeamTrue • Opuss № I