What The Head Teacher Said When He Saw Me Running Out Of School At 1:15 pm On 21 July Last Year To Buy An Ice Cream From Pelozzi's Van • Opuss № I

29 December 2012

Hey! *
- Fred Sedgwick
* This poem is an attempt on three world records at once: the longest title, the longest footnote and the shortest text of any poem in the western world. It has been lodged with the Guinness Book of Records.

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